King Ha Ha (song)

King Ha Ha is the song from the episode Planet Jollywood.

Lyrics
Here is a tale of a frustrated king Who tried to be funny with no timing He told all these jokes but no-one ever laughed The people of Jollywood did deem him rather daft

He laughs about the common size of collywobbles cat And chuckles very loudly at a very normal hat His jokes are all so pitiful, they're always bound to fail Boo hoo, poor King Ha Ha

When The Eggs did play The people of Jollywood laughed all day (Ha, ha, ha) But the king was not amused so the king decreed "Your worms will stay with me until you find me a partner, and make sure that they're funny."

So we looked high and low, on the ground and the trees Until we found a royal subject, her name was Tee Hee Now we must confess, she looked a right royal mess But with Sunnyside's help, she became a lovely princess

The king now has a funny queen, who makes his people laugh He thanked The Eggs, and gave them back their worms without a fuss The king did bid them all farewell and sent them on their way All hail Tee Hee and Ha Ha! Boo hoo, Tee Hee and Ha Ha!